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POEMS 31 IBD

ARPRESS
02 / 2024
9798893305982
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Yolanda, the Goose 'is Cooked'How did we get....so damn drunk 'tail-gating'?!!- before the (football) game even started?!!You hear that?!!They?re over there! - Christmas caroling!!............'Seven crackheads-a-cracking''Six ducks-a-ducking''FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!'..............How ?bout 'Four earplugs-a-plugging'I?m not listening to them (anymore)!......I?m here to get my party-on!!I think I?ll jump into this hot-tub!This is a hot-tub? Right?!!Well!! It?s like a hot-tub?!!The manufacturer somehow labeledthis apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!.......But you?re still welcome! to use it!!What is? The first day of thetwelve days of Christmas?'On the first day of Christmas -my true love gave to me!''One Goose-a-Cooking'I know, that?s right!!