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HELL OF DEATH IBD

VINCE KRAMER
ERASERHEAD PRESS
06 / 2020
9781621052845
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Sinopsis

BE WARNED: this book has so much fucking death in it it',s unbelievable!áThere',s a whole truckload of death! There',s more death in this book thanáten 9/11s combined! You know the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where alláthe Nazis', faces melt off? It',s like that but for an entire book.áIt all starts with a school shooting where a bunch of teens totally get massacredálike a bunch of little crybabies. It',s brutal as fuck! But as if that wasn',t enough,áthese massacred millennials GO TO HELL! OH MY GOD (or lack thereof).áNot only that, but the school shooter dies too and follows them there! He',s stilláshooting at them, but this time, if they die&mdash,they die FOREVER. (NO WAY!)áWe',ll meet several demons as they travel through the nine circles of Hell, andáthey',re all totally cool as fuck! You',ve got Beelzebub, the demon lord of bugs!áHe',s the shit. And you',ve got Lucifer, the Lord of Light (and a total dick!)áAsmodeus&mdash,the lord of perversity. I could go on and on, but trust me, they',reáall so totally evil you',ll think you',re literally seeing the number 666 on everyápage!áHell of Death is an offensive, hilarious adventure through the depths of Helláwhere Satan is like your cool older brother. And at the center of it all is the HelláHouse, Hell',s version of the White House, with its own president and everything.áSo it',s all political and shit, too. But not too political. There',s literally a sceneáwhere you can',t even keep reading anymore because a pit opens beneath you andáscreaming demons pull you down into the abyss! YOU',LL DIE! HOLY SHIT!áDon',t read this book without drawing an upside cross on your forehead and aápentagram on the floor. Yell out "Hail Satan!" after every page if you want toásurvive! And if you don',t even want to live anymore, then kill yourself with theáspecial Hell of Death razor blade (sold separately). Satan will be waiting for you!áSATAN WAITS FOR US ALL!