DAN CLARK HUMOR FILES IBD

Sinopsis

THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF LAUGH-OUT-LOUD JOKES IN THE UNIVERSE!! JOCULAR! WAGGISH!! FACETIOUS!!! BECAUSE THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LOOK FOR LAUGHS The mentally irregular material manifested in this manuscript was assembled by Dan Clark during a time when he obviously had a lapse in judgment and forgot he was a world class motivational speaker. Having written over thirty positive, life-changing books, this anthology is shallow and meaningless, destined not for the shelves of your library, but for your washroom reading pleasure as you seek comic relief for a constipated soul. While his books on self-mastery, leadership, team building, parenting, relationship selling, and public speaking were inspired in the breathtaking Irish countryside and beaches of Costa Rica, Dan wrote and compiled this âÇÖpiece of workâÇÖ in the tiny towns of Weed California, Hooker Oklahoma, Cut n Shoot Texas, Hell Michigan, Toad Suck Ferry Arkansas, Boring Oregon, and Nothing, Total Wreck, Why, and Surprise Arizona! __________ Although many assume that 7th grade was DanâÇÖs senior year, his stellar academic performance actually extended to the three years he was a junior in high school that nearly killed the whole faculty. Yet, because DanâÇÖs cholesterol count was higher than his SAT scores, it was only a matter of time before Dan was performing âÇÖstand upâÇÖ in some of the most prestigious comedy clubs in North America including Yuk Yuks in Toronto, The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, Ice House in Pasadena, CarolineâÇÖs in New York, and Second City in Chicago. Always upbeat and sometimes âÇÖoff-the-wall,âÇÖ Dan is famous for visiting sick friends suffering in hospitals with the soul purpose of making them laugh to help them heal through humor! And if that doesnâÇÖt work, he gets them a deal on a colonoscopy, which will put a smile on anyoneâÇÖs face! PUBLISHERâÇÖS DISCLAIMER No one can be held responsible for the content in this book! ItâÇÖs just flat out funny! Of course some of the jokes are edgy, but if you are offended, no apologies, only condolences for having your knickers in a twist, knowing HE WHO LAUGHS - LASTS!á